I wish you all a happy, prosperous, healthy and peaceful new year.
Another joke pinched from the Motley Fool
Q ‘What’s your greatest weakness?’
A ‘Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics’
Q ‘Could you give me an example?’
A ‘Yes I could’
“I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.”
Pinched, as ever, from the Motley Fool
A track from the forthcoming album Contrarian. As always, best through headphones. Loud.
I have somewhere a book of old Punch cartoons which has a Victorian / Edwardian one showing a vicar peering over the wall of a splendid cottage garden in which a man is working.
The vicar says something along the lines of “It’s wonderful what we can achieve with the good Lord’s help isn’t it?”
The man responds “You should have seen it when he had it all to himself!”
I was reminded of this when I discovered this poor thing which, after a recent move, had been subject to the same combination of misuse and neglect which I have brought to my own person, family and friends for as long as I can remember. The leaves had nearly all fallen off and the blooms were tatty and past their best.
This seemed to stop the rot, and green shoots began to appear after a week or so. Some of the lower ones dissapeared as soon as they appeared, and an early morning snotty trail told its own story, slugs.
I covered the soil with the grouts from a couple of cafetières of coffee and that was that.
After another couple of weeks of regular watering and thinning out of dead wood, buds were beginning to form and it was clearly becoming viable. Time to start planning for its longer term health by laying banana skins on the surface as a slow release mulch.
Today the first new bloom has opened, job done.
I fully intend to take all the credit myself without reference to Providence, I’m sure she won’t mind.