I wish you all a happy, prosperous, healthy and peaceful new year.
Another joke pinched from the Motley Fool
Q ‘What’s your greatest weakness?’
A ‘Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics’
Q ‘Could you give me an example?’
A ‘Yes I could’
I have somewhere a book of old Punch cartoons which has a Victorian / Edwardian one showing a vicar peering over the wall of a splendid cottage garden in which a man is working.
The vicar says something along the lines of “It’s wonderful what we can achieve with the good Lord’s help isn’t it?”
The man responds “You should have seen it when he had it all to himself!”
I was reminded of this when I discovered this poor thing which, after a recent move, had been subject to the same combination of misuse and neglect which I have brought to my own person, family and friends for as long as I can remember. The leaves had nearly all fallen off and the blooms were tatty and past their best.
This seemed to stop the rot, and green shoots began to appear after a week or so. Some of the lower ones dissapeared as soon as they appeared, and an early morning snotty trail told its own story, slugs.
I covered the soil with the grouts from a couple of cafetières of coffee and that was that.
After another couple of weeks of regular watering and thinning out of dead wood, buds were beginning to form and it was clearly becoming viable. Time to start planning for its longer term health by laying banana skins on the surface as a slow release mulch.
Today the first new bloom has opened, job done.
I fully intend to take all the credit myself without reference to Providence, I’m sure she won’t mind.
As Tom Stoppard says in Artist Descending a Staircase, “Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.”
With the death of David Bowie we are all reminded of the impact that truly innovative and creative people can have on our lives. It all seems too much for one person’s lifetime to achieve and leave for us to gather and absorb.
People like Bowie are, of course, inspirational not just for what they produce, but also in the way they live their lives, causing others to view their opinions and options in a new way, but it is in what they produce that I think their long term impact will be felt most strongly over time via the development of the current creative arts beyond performance and expression towards pure and constant innovation.
This has lead to a book market flooded with the output of creative writing graduates which is often distinctive and original only in the rather formulaic ways in which it avoids being conventional.
Modern British TV has become so obsessed with innovation that I’m often left with the impression that the last thing producers consider is the audience. Their writers, directors, cameramen, lighting crews et al. are all so infused the the zeitgeist of innovation that none appear to want to work on shows that aren’t constantly being changed about. You could even get the impression sometimes that they all find it a bit boring and make changes just to stay awake.
A considerable proportion of TV and radio output is quite unnecessarily live, and subject to communications failures and time-filling wittering, because since CNN broke into the market with lightweight crews who were reporting on the spot ages before everyone else, that has become the way to report news. I can’t think of a single news item, short of a nuclear assault on the UK, that I need to hear about from a live reporter in a shouty gushing and incomplete manner, rather than a recorded considered piece from a local correspondent who has gathered the facts and context.
All the recent historical TV documentaries I have seen have been in the present tense, as if history needs to be presented with urgency to be engaging.
Modern travelogues tend to be little more that celebrity holiday videos with very little insight, but lots of personal anecdote. Can nobody in the TV companies see the folly of these programmes which always seem to begin with a millionaire celebrity telling us they’ve always wanted to travel to Reykjavik or the Great Barrier Reef or some other place that plenty of ordinary people seem to manage to visit by using travel agents and their own money?
What I think we want from the Arts is the same as what we want from manufacturers, 10% periodic innovation but 90% proper attention to the craft. This was Apple’s edge over Microsoft, a limited range of hardly innovative but thoughtfully designed and beautifully made products that worked well together and didn’t need constant overhaul or update. Dyson’s success only really came after the innovative engineering and design was followed up by better manufacturing so that there were fewer fiddly bits which broke off (Of course the real Dyson innovation was to produce a vacuum cleaner that blokes would use).
There is an oft repeated study showing that the only people who, on average, made money during the Gold Rush were pick and shovel manufacturers, a truth espoused by the German economy which has a backbone of machine toolmakers supplying production lines all over the world. They may not be household names, but they provide high quality reliable goods, and high paid reliable jobs over the long term.
Not a particularly impressive piece of photography i’ll grant you, but I only had my ‘phone on me and was getting wet. From where I was standing, in the back garden, I could see both ends of the inner bow.
Another joke pinched from the Motley Fool message boards :-
First woman on the moon…
“Houston, we have a problem.”
What’s the problem?
Please tell us?
“You know what the problem is.”
Despite what I said last post, this is another track from Nescience which I may release as a single through CD Baby, hence the non-album artwork.
I say may, because I’ve got stuck on the CD Baby upload page where they ask for descriptions of your style, the track, and your musical influences. Other people don’t seem to have a problem with this but I come over all British and want to write “Not too bad really” or “Try it and you may like it” and similar. I’ll need a bit of time to work on this, in the interim, here’s the SoundCloud version.